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  1. “Protected chicken” damn straight! Your cutlets got the full safety treatment – Eddie Bauer insulated lunch carrier, frozen blue ice packet, cutlets sealed in Ziploc bag. No way those chicken cutlets could give precious you a case of salmonella or e-coli. Not on my watch, baby. Not on my watch.

  2. please don’t solicit donations. it is so sickening. this is not meant to be unkind, truly. just don’t do it.

  3. thanks for your show of support, dfdsfkjsf. it means so much to me, going back as far as we do and everything. i mean, your advice is invaluable.

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