about living in the lap of complete strangers:
Last night we were lucky enough to be in the front row of the most fabulous fight. It happened upstairs and a little to the left of our room.
Scenario: Jilted woman comes to yell at the jiltee =
Woman: Do you have a girl in there? DO YOU?
two-fisted bang bang bang
Man: muffled expletive through the door
Woman: You gave me herpes you [expletive]! How could you do this to me?
Woman: You [ expletive]! You [ expletive]! I can’t believe you gave me [expletive ] herpes!
Woman: You have a girl in there? What the [expletive ]? You [ expletive] gave me herpes!
Man: muffled yelling
Woman: Go on and tell that whore that you gave me herpes!
two fisted, earth shattering bang bang bang bang
Woman: Why do you keep hurting me like this? No one deserves to be hurt like this? How can youkeep hurting me you [expletive]?!?
Man: I just called the cops.
BANG BANG BANG
siren in the distance (for something else I’m sure, but it worked) running down the stairs
THEN, back at the ranch, at 6:15 this morning, she came again.
BANG BANG BANG
Woman: Wake up, you [expletive]! You gave me herpes!
…..and then for the man in North Dakota that didn’t hear yet…..
Woman: Why do you keep hurting me? Tell that girl you gave me herpes!
silence *crickets chirping*
Woman: Hey, you [expletive ]……
Woman: No one in their right mind would be with you!
pause and then quietly
Woman: Are you coming home later?