Stop It

Apparently, the early presidents of the United States want me to buy cars, furniture and clothing. Lots of it. And all on Monday. Why are they hounding me? Why are they so materialistic? And here I thought it was all about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

3 Replies to “Stop It”

  1. Not in America, baby! You are talkin’ AMERICAN presidents. Haven’t you ever heard of Lincoln’s famous ‘shopping will save the union’ speech? He did it right after the Gettysburg address.

  2. Nothing wrong with leaders of a capitalist nation being materialistic. I’m just a bit curious why Martin Luther King Jr wanted me to buy sheets and towels back in January.

  3. We have Monday off here (in my part of Canada) as well. For “Family Day”. I am not sure what we are supposed to do, perhaps toboggan or ice skate or something. It is cold here with TONS of snow.

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