One-Liners

Here are some one-liners I’ve been collecting from overheard conversations for the past few months. I usually have no idea what the conversation was actually about. And I like it much better that way.

I’m only saying Duh! the one time. The other one was an accident.

Only if it’s covered in nacho cheese.

It’s not like you like her. Bam! and then it’s over.

That’s what would happen if Super Girl mated with King Kong.

I’d totally do it. I need more fun in my life….like yesterday at lunch.

Grilled cheese…definitely. (pause) Cut it down to 1/3rd an inch.

And I only talked in pig-latin to the sales lady. I think she wanted to kill me.

Guys are just like girls. No. They are. But just different. With less back pain…they don’t wear heels.

If you mixed Kerry and Bush up in the blender it’d be like oil and vinegar. And it’d be messy.

And, uh………ya. So. That’s it. Like I said, I�m real articulate.

I like my jeans down this far. Girl’s like it. Yes they do. Yes they do. Yes. No?

It’s small. It’s furry. I think I left it in the corner.