We got a fridge. It came with ants. They love something that we can’t detect somewhere along the perimeter seal of the freezer. We find their little black armies swarming along the side. They are not interested in actual food of any kind. Everything inside the fridge and freezer is untouched. Did you know that ants can live in very cold temperatures?
Joe asked me, ‘How do you know if you should replace the seals around the freezer?’
I rattled off, ‘You put a dollar bill over the seal, shut the door and try to pull it out. If it comes out easily, you need to replace them.’
Joe looked at me.
‘Hey, I don’t know why I know that. I just do.’
Joe just kept looking at me.
‘What?’ I asked.
‘You are so hot. The only way you could be hotter right now is if you peed by the side of the road.‘