20 Drummers Drumming

This is so rad. I think there may be more applications for this kind of tactic. For instance, if your kids won’t take out the trash. Or, the neighbors were too loud last night. And maybe when the person in the car in front of you is smoking and the stank is getting all up on ya and you take their license plate number, track them down and then hire 20 drummers to beat outside their door until they promise to not send smoke into my car ever, ever, ever again.

BeLove and Animals

Mickele ‘BeLove‘ Hughes sent me two animal related links today.

1st: Check out the Best of 2003 photos according to Team House, a website for military Special Forces. I’m not sure what these photos have to do with them and their website is lacking in user-friendly ability, but the photos more than make up for the slowness. Here is one of my favorites:

2nd: Mike loves to watch AFV. I hate that show because it looks to me like people actually get hurt in those clips and it makes me sad that people laugh at that…. However, this little clip made me laugh out loud. It takes a minute to download, but be patient…it’s worth it.

looky at this cool idea….

that I bumped into while scanning through the archives on the site Arts and Crufts . It’s called Art-o-mat . This is the best idea I’ve seen in ages. You get a chance to re-use old and out of date cigarette machines for a great purpose: small affordable art for the masses that visit art galleries! I can’t wait to participate. It isn’t really for making money. I think you make about a dollar on each one…maybe….but that doesn’t matter. That’s not what it’s about. I’m so excited about the whole idea. Now I just need some time to do it…..hrm.

Have a meeting with Shannon tomorrow morning. She is going to feature me in a few weeks here . We’re discussing an ongoing feature that will showcase all the different styles of art I do. I think the book will come into play somehow as well. Can’t wait to see how it will all work out.

My roommate Craig has his mother coming into town tomorrow morning for the weekend. This Saturday is his big shindig. He’s been cleaning like a mad man…..

See my kids Friday afternoon to Saturday afternoon this weekend. Can’t wait!

Happy Birthday to my sister, Rhoda. *kiss*

That’s it for now. Tune in next time.

quick recap for the kids:

thought you might like this joke……

Actual School Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:

1) My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

6)Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

7) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

8) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ( )’s were crossed out.]

9) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

10)Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

11) Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
(courtesy of jokes.com)