Bathroom Banter

“You know, when I was younger, I ALWAYS pushed the paste from the bottom of the tube.”
“Like a compulsive toothpaste squeezer?”
“But now, look at this mangled and twisted tube. I just squeeze it from anywhere.”
“To what do you attribute this great change?”
“The Fear if God! Ask me again! Ask me again!”
“To what do you attribute this great change?”
“Cleeeeaaaan Livin’! Ask me -”
“To what do you attribute this great change?”
“Sloth! Oh, I’ve got more!”